thewitzigreuters:

what kind of pokeball do you use to catch a boyfriend?

(Source: thejowitzigreuters, via blamejoys)

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via beautifulllthoughts)

when you get picked up early from school

beyondhighh:

first your like:

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everybody looks at you like:

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then you walk out like:

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bye muthafuckas

(via iownyourfacebecauseyousuck)

themostinspirationalquotes:

The Most Inspirational Quotes

uhmeliamay:

If your snapchat stories are over 100 seconds I hope you burn in hell

(via sorry)

"对不起, 让你遇上了我
I’m sorry that you met me."
(via sick-andsunk)

(Source: translated-feels, via sorry)

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